House of Houses By Kevin L. Donihe

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Title	:	House of Houses
Author	:	Kevin L. Donihe
ISBN	:	1933929707
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	172

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This is perhaps the weirdest book that anyone has ever written, or will ever write Donihe is the best kept secret of the bizarro fiction genre Carlton Mellick III, author of Adolf in Wonderland There once was an odd reclusive little man who was in love with his house He loved this house not in the way that normal people love their homes His was a intimate love This is perhaps the weirdest book that anyone has ever written, or will ever write Donihe is the best kept secret of the bizarro fiction genre Car...

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The Mondo Vixen Massacre By Jamie Grefe

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Title	:	The Mondo Vixen Massacre
Author	:	Jamie Grefe
ISBN	:	1621051218
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	92

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A delightful bizarro take on the B Movie genre, with blood, gore, and guts galore Though at times too smart for its own good, the Mondo Vixen Massacre is still a fun experience An oddly written odd book Highly recommended Wol vriey, author of Alice s Adventure in Steamland The Clockwork Goddess, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Vegan Zombie Apocalypse and .STORY Tom Cla A delightful bizarro take on the B Movie genre, with blood, gore, and guts galore Though at times too smart for its own good, the Mondo Vixen Massacr...

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Murderland By Garrett Cook

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Title	:	Murderland
Author	:	Garrett Cook
ISBN	:	0615855075
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	294

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Jeremy Jenkins is a pharmacist living a nightmare America has made serial killing provisionally legal What was once a crime is now a game Juvenile delinquent Reapkids dressed as history s deadliest murderers roam the streets causing chaos Cannibal Godless Jack Cavanagh is on every morning show And Jeremy s girlfriend Cass, the love of his life, can t get enough of it Jeremy Jenkins is a pharmacist living a nightmare America has made serial killing provisionally legal What was once a crime is now a game Ju...

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Gigantic Death Worm By Vince Kramer

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Title	:	Gigantic Death Worm
Author	:	Vince Kramer
ISBN	:	1621050041
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	88

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER It s kind of like that awesome movie, Frozen, you know where there s those people stuck on a ski lift while surrounded by wolves But imagine if instead of wolves they were bears And the bears spit wolves Like they re fucking grenade launchers or something It s awesome And then there s these gigantic death worms that come out HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER It s kind of like that awesome movie, Frozen, you know where there s those people stuck on a ski li...

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Rotten Little Animals By Kevin Shamel

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Title	:	Rotten Little Animals
Author	:	Kevin Shamel
ISBN	:	193392991X
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	92

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Like a bionic Ralph Bakshi reborn from snorting Orwell s ashes, Kevin Shamel drags cherished childhood fantasies into the gutter of adulthood, and makes you pay dearly to swallow them all over again Intelligence is a universal disease, but never fear Rotten Little Animals just may be the cure we ve been praying for Cody Goodfellow, author of Radiant Dawn and Silen Like a bionic Ralph Bakshi reborn from snorting Orwell s ashes, Kevin Shamel drags cherished childhood fantasies into the gutter of a...

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Fireside Popsicles By Trevor Neale

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Title	:	Fireside Popsicles
Author	:	Trevor Neale
ISBN	:
Format	:	Kindle Edition
Number of Pages	:	204

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An anthology of the weird, the bizarre and the twisted And we mean this literally Fireside Popsicles features short stories, poetry and prose by great talents working in the literary worlds of bizarro, dark erotica, splatterpunk and alt lit such as Bradley Sands, Jeremy C Shipp and James Ward Kirk....

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Seven Seagulls for a Single Nipple By Troy Chambers

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Title	:	Seven Seagulls for a Single Nipple
Author	:	Troy Chambers
ISBN	:	162105005X
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	80

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THE LITTLE MERMAID MEETS HELLRAISER Wilmorn is a nipple A nipple in love Living on a Voodoo priest, Wilmorn the sentient nipple crosses paths with a foul mouthed lesbian nun shouting about wickedness in the streets of NYC and instantly falls in love He summons the Seagull Gods in a bid to gain bodily freedom and pursue her, asking for his own human body The Gulls grant THE LITTLE MERMAID MEETS HELLRAISER Wilmorn is a nipple A nipple in love Living on a Voodoo priest, Wilmorn the sentient nipple crosses pa...

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The Morbidly Obese Ninja By Carlton Mellick III

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Title	:	The Morbidly Obese Ninja
Author	:	Carlton Mellick III
ISBN	:	1936383578
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	92

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These days, if you want to run a successful company you re going to need a lot of ninjas Neo Tokyo, California is a city built so high that none of its residents have ever seen the ground It is a place where citizens cosmetically alter their bodies to look like Japanese anime characters It is a place where ninja battles determine the fate of corporate business ven These days, if you want to run a successful company you re going to need a lot of ninjas Neo Tokyo, California is a city built so h...

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Bigfoot Crank Stomp By Erik Williams

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Title	:	Bigfoot Crank Stomp
Author	:	Erik Williams
ISBN	:	1621050858
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	156

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This book gives new meaning to the word OUTRAGEOUS It s so totally off the wall while at the same time so unputdownable that it blew my creative doors off The whole time I was reading it I was PISSED that I hadn t thought of it EDWARD LEE, author of HAUNTER OF THE THRESHOLD and HEADERBigfoot is real and he s addicted to meth It should have been so easy Get in, kill This book gives new meaning to the word OUTRAGEOUS It s so totally off the wall while at the same time so unputdownable that it blew...

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The Self-Esteem Holocaust Comes Home By Sam Pink

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Title	:	The Self-Esteem Holocaust Comes Home
Author	:	Sam Pink
ISBN	:	192661612X
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	292

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Why are three violent policemen in search of The Greatest Dad in theWorld More importantly, why are two young men at a fast foodrestaurant talking about freezing bees And good god, why are theretwo young ladies in the backyard during a Halloween party, shavingeach others legs with a piece of a broken jaw bone What will become of the old woman who slits her young boyfrie Why are three violent policemen in search of The Greatest Dad in theWorld More importantly, why are two young men at a fast foo...

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Death Machines of Death By Vince Kramer

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Title	:	Death Machines of Death
Author	:	Vince Kramer
ISBN	:	1621051161
Format	:	Trade Paperback
Number of Pages	:	130

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All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet It s kind of like that movie Maximum Overdrive, only ten time as fucking brutal Welcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort Do you lack the energy to get a date Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure Are you a pants shitting senior who wants to sto All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet It s kind of like that movie ...

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Motherfucking Sharks By Brian Allen Carr

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Title	:	Motherfucking Sharks
Author	:	Brian Allen Carr
ISBN	:	1621051234
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	124

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Motherfucking Sharks reads like it was carved into the floor of a sun baked desert by an old testament prophet with a thirsty knife BEN LOORY, author of Stories for Nighttime and Some for the DayWhere I come from, the children sing a song Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh they re gonna come to town Oh they re gonna kill the babies Oh they re gonna make you drowned in you Motherfucking Sharks reads like it was carved into the floor of a sun baked desert by an old testament prophet with a thirsty knife BEN LOO...

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The Obese By Nick Antosca

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Title	:	The Obese
Author	:	Nick Antosca
ISBN	:	1621050173
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	108

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Alfred Hitchcock s The Birds with obese people.Nina Gilten works in the fashion industry She retouches images for Redbook, Teen Vogue, Chic, Marie Claire, and Nylon Her work involves shaving off hipbones, masking moles, and giving sheen to the lusterless skin of supermodels In other words, she makes people beautiful But when a vengeful houseguest forwards Nina s p Alfred Hitchcock s The Birds with obese people.Nina Gilten works in the fashion industry She retouches images for Redbook, Teen Vogue, Chic, M...

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Avoiding Mortimer By J.W. Wargo

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Title	:	Avoiding Mortimer
Author	:	J.W. Wargo
ISBN	:	162105067X
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	90

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Rest in ProcessingMortimer has tried his whole life long to avoid everything He s estranged from his undead family, stuck in a shitty job, and his only friends are ants Mortimer decides to avoid the rest of living But it turns out there is much to avoid after suicide Eternity in a body making factory, a soul hungry ant blob, God and his minions, the Afterlife, a Rest in ProcessingMortimer has tried his whole life long to avoid everything He s estranged from his undead family, stuck in a shitty job, and h...

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Satan Burger By Carlton Mellick III

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Title	:	Satan Burger
Author	:	Carlton Mellick III
ISBN	:	0971357234
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	236

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Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism the end of the human race God hates you All of you He closed the gates of Heaven wants you to rot on Earth forever Not only that, he is repossesing your souls feeding them to a large vagina like machine called the Walm an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world He loves these new ch Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism the end of the human race God hates you All of you He closed the gates of Heaven wants you to rot on Earth forever Not only...

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Apeshit By Carlton Mellick III

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Title	:	Apeshit
Author	:	Carlton Mellick III
ISBN	:	1933929766
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	178

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Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q Apeshit is Mellicks love letter to the great and terrible B horror movie genre Six trendy teenagers three cheerleaders and three football players go to an isolated cabin in the mountains for a weekend of drinking, partying, and crazy sex, only to find themselves in the middle of a life and death struggle against a horribly mutated psycho Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q Apeshit is Mellicks love letter to the great and terrible B horror movie genre Six trendy teenagers three ...

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The Sorrow King By Andersen Prunty

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Title	:	The Sorrow King
Author	:	Andersen Prunty
ISBN	:	0982628161
Format	:	Paperback
Number of Pages	:	291

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The papers call it The Suicide Virus The teenagers of Gethsemane, Ohio, are killing themselves at an alarming rate.Steven Wrigley is trying to survive his senior year of high school, still reeling from the death of his mother and adjusting to life with his father Along the way, he meets a girl who becomes another kind of obsession Elise Devon.Elise s secrets keep her The papers call it The Suicide Virus The teenagers of Gethsemane, Ohio, are killing themselves at an alarming rate.Steven Wrigley ...

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